Don't you wish your lawn looked like this?
Yeah, so do we.
SERVICES
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*Sorry, we do not rake or burn leaves. Or Gum balls. Or pine needles. And, we have no respect for anyone who does.
†We may haul off dead animals 1) if they are not already bloated, putrid and covered in fly larvae and 2)if the county trash compactor/transfer station is not closed (and the operator doesn't notice what we are throwing into his dumpster).
‡Ask about our stray/nuisance animal relocation/liquidation service (cat/dog relocation guaranteed at least one county distant. 'Liquidated' carcass removal subject to restriction [†2], above).